lil float

The best rapper of all time, the goat pretty much

Guy 1:bro have you listened to lil float
Guy2:yeah

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Horchata Float

Noun referring to a Mexican rice-based drink that's traditionally served over ice, especially in taquerias. This version requires a massive dump in the recipient's glass, followed by a processional, in Spanish, of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".

"How come Juan puked his guts out?"

"Homes got a Horchata Float for his cumpleaños".

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float trip

Once springtime hits in Missouri, it is time to take a float trip. This involves floating down a river in a canoe, raft, or inner tube. You pay a relatively cheap price for your floating device and then you're off! Most people fill up coolers with beer and shots and actually pay for a separate inner tube to use for floating the beverages. If you live anywhere in St. Louis, you've been on a float trip!

"Hey, let's get a group together for a float trip this weekend!"

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shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

scrote-float

n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.

Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.

"Hey Josh, you scrote-float! You clogged the damn toilet with that monster shit you took!"

banana float

When a male ever so gently rests his cock on a female's lips (either pair works).

Ciki- Yo did u hear Lazo banana floated Lola?

float bottle

A float bottle is a bottle that floats.

I was walking down by the beach and I saw a float bottle.

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