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When you are fixing your roof and choose to take a dump in the gutter.
I had to go really bad so I did a gutter flush.
The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.
I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.
When someone's shit hits the toliet, They kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.
Girl 1: OMG!
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: I just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn't have the audacity to plop and flush.
When a vagina flushes out the cum gathered by her partner. Often happens at orgies or sex parties.
Wow laquisha had a huge vaginal flush!
Taking a rather large turd and leaving it in the toilet for someone unsuspecting to find because you forgot to flush.
Who left the "russian flush" in the toilet.....Makenna........
A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.
"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."
When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.
Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"