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When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.
Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!
Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape
Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”
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When a male with extremely large balls, or a man who suffers from elephantiasis, lays his testicles to rest on another's eye sockets. The "ball-holder then proceeds to move their eyes around to pleasure the balls.
Dude, I Dizon Fondled my girlfriend last night. I made her take her glasses off.
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to bluff during a game of poker
"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."
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abusiveness to the extreme against other players or admins accusing of illegal chaets.
Entimology from Lord Fondlemaid, nice chap when sober, abusive reactionary when under the influence
He did a right drunken fondle on that server last night
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The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation
Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle
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An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"
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