Food

The thing that keeps you alive.

“Bro the reason why we are alive today is because of food.

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Food

The answer that you get when you ask your parents “what’s for dinner?”

Kid: Hey Dad, what are we having for dinner?
Dad: Food!

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Food

Life and your soul mate.

Your food depends on it.

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Food

Something girls love more than anything. If it came down to choosing a relationship over food, she would probably choose food. Guys have no chance when it comes to food.

Kim: I love food so much!
Brian: Do you love it as much as me?
Kim: *quickly talks about dogs*

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with food

The analogous equivalent of the term "with child" for an overweight person.

Pregnant women aren't fat: they're "with child." I am "with food."

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Food

something fat people enjoy

fat kid:yay food
mom:dont get to happy
(10seconds later)
fat kid:can i have a snack
mom:sure

gets a snack every 10 secends

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food

That which nouriches the body, spirit, soul!

Art is the food of my life and sustains me.

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