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Sears & Roedoe

Da brand name of da feminine-themed line of products marketed by da "first to fix prices" retail giant.

"Sears & Roedoe" may indeed be da "better-half equivalent" of da classic store name, but da also-opposite-sounding names "Sears Rowback" and "Sears Rowforward" are actually pretty much da exact same thing, in dat they both indicate how unreliable your boat's rear-mounted putt-putt is; in fact, da "row forward" motor is evidently even worse than da "no power on da return trip" model, if it actually craps out even before you get very far underway!

by QuacksO January 2, 2023


Sears Tatra

A submission move in which one person places their legs on the shoulders of the receiver and grabs their nose with both hands.

My little brother did a Sears Tatra on me and it didn't hurt at all.

by Jeff-on-point March 18, 2008


Sears Rowback

Da infamously-unreliable outboard 60's/'70's-era outboard motor from da first major "fixed prices" store --- it really "sears" your temper when you get putt-putted far out into da bay and then your prop-engine quits on you, and thus you are then obliged to "row back" all da way to da dock again!

It may indeed cost less to buy a Sears Rowback for your punt than a number of other manufacturer's outboards, but you will do well to make sure you bring a good pair of oars along in your boat --- further explanation unnecessary!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019


pan-seared

to be humiliated by a witty retort in front of one's cohorts; to get served. Pronounced: paaan-theeeared.

Somebody's ass just got pan-seared

by anonymous3000 September 28, 2007


Noah sears

The cutest boy ever

Omg Noah Sears

by Bendbdnfhf dbd. Fbd November 27, 2022


George Sear

The talented and amAZIng actor best known for playing Benji on the show Love, Victor.

Person 1: "My comfort actor is George Sear."
Person 2: "Me, too."

by Yipyapx June 27, 2021


Sear

He is the type of guy that’s a master of every craft. On a scale of 1-10 you’d find him breaking the scale every single time (he is just too good).

He is a polymath who is academically inclined, philosophical, poetic, romantic, emotionally intelligent, immensely disciplined and principled & on the other hand, he is an assassin of a martial artist; being a master of 8 martial arts, and fluent in 5 languages—yet he has the softest heart you have ever encountered.

If you had the honor of being noticed by him for even an instant, you’ve won the biggest lottery & if he has spoken to you, then you have hit the jackpot.

Girl 1: Hey did Sear ask you out?
Girl 2: No! But he said if he found me virtuous he would consider courting me… what a rare man 🫦

by Marie-Anne December 30, 2022