children

1) young humans
2) annoying
3) the favoured meal of the unticus
4) peadophile lure

1) look thats a young person! wow
2) aaron: man that kid is annoying the way it cries all the time...
dean: don't worry i'll deal with it
(dean walks up to the child, picks it up and hands it to the mother..)
dean: please shut it up.
mother: how dare you!!
dean: HOW DARE ME!!!!!!!
( the mother stares dean out, then receives a roundhouse kick to the face, she drops)
aaron: hahahahahahahahha!
(dean picks up the baby and hurls it at aaron, aaron falls to the ground after receiving head trauma)
steve:????
(dean punches steve in the face, killing him)
dean: man!! kids are annoying.
3) when the unticus is hungry they travel to find schools, because they love eating children, when they catch one they decapitate it while screaming unt unt unt unt!!
unticus: unt unt unt!
4) police: sir you are under arrest!
aaron: why???
police: we witnessed you take the bait.
aaron: what???
police: the child.
aaron: ohh!! i understand
police: your going away for a long time..
(after three years of hard time aaron was killed by another inmate called dean)

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think of the children

The most dangerous words in the English language. Often spouted by single-minded individuals with (seemingly) good intentions to persuade people to curtail any given liberty instead of assume personal responsibility.

The government needs to ban all the porn from the Internet, so we don't actually have to get involved and explain our personal morality to our offspring! Please! Think of the children!

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Fatherless Children

Dream Stans- I mean children who's father left at a young age.

Rob, I found fatherless children on tiktok. Help me!

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bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz

Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.

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artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

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Knuckle Children

Ejaculation from the act of masturbating.

What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?

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children of bodom

An awesome melodic-progressive metal band hailing from Finland. They named themselves after a 1960 murder that happened near Lake Bodom, in their hometown, where three teenagers were violently slain. The killer's name is NOT Bodom....the suspect's name is Nils Gustaffson.

Children of Bodom has kickass double-bass drums, two extremely talented guitarists, awesome basslines, and some of the happiest keyboards in all of progressive/death metal.

Something Wild
Hatebreeder
Follow the Reaper
Hate Crew Deathroll

get them all!!

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