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a person who "brings nothing to the party"; a lame ass; one lacking in personality
This party was bumpin til that guppy mixer showed up.
Mixer drinks are a mix of spirits with soft drinks, most commonly lemonade. These drinks are extremely easy to consume due to the soft drink content and there for are a typical starting drink for underage teens. They are also extremely pussy drinks and are quite popular with the ladies and the fags.
Lance and his friends headed into the nightclub looking forward to a good night of partying until they noticed that something was terribly wrong, all the guys were consuming mixer drinks. Clearly they were in a gay nightclub.
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Performing anal sex while the recipient releases diarrhea in a slow, controlled fashion that is timed with each thrust. Traditionally, the partners work together to mix the diarrheal substance into a thick paste, although recipients often allow for the occasional explosion of liquid stool for added flair. Additionally, if the right consistency is attained, the diarrhea acts as a very effective lubricant that is safe for use with most latex condoms. Can easily transition into other maneuvers, such as a Dirty Sanchez or Hot Carl.
I hold off as long as I can, but as soon as that 1st wave of Cement Mixer shit hits my dick, I have to bust in her immediately!
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A wrestling pin where a persons face is held against the others crotch, making it very embarrassing for the person being pinned. And uncomfortable if you opponent is sweating or has a wrestling boner.
Man. A guy from the other team out me in a cement mixer, he was all sweaty and had a wrestling boner, it sucked.
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When you whip the ball in the box while playing (soccer). The mixer is the box and you have to get in it.
The mixer is the goal keepers box. “ get in the mixer” said the member of the crowd as the ball was whipped into the box.
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when you put gravel(large gravel, like 2B size gravel) into a girls butt and then proceed to have sex and cum in her butt. after cumming the girls swishes the gravel and semen mix and shits it out onto the floor where you are waiting with a trowel to mold it into whatever you so choose, preferably a yert.
"Wow, he sure gave her a great cement mixer last night! Just look at the size of the yert they made!"
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The female version of "Sausage Fest", "Bro-BQ", etc. Describes a party where the female to guy ratio is very high.
Partier 1: "Hey friend, what's the deal with the party you're at right now?"
Partier 2: "You've got to get over here ASAP, it's a complete Meow Mixer. I'm only one of five guys here, we're drowning in estrogen right meow."
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