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When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.
Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met
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Someone who you will ALWAYS have a crush on. No matter the circumstances, no matter if you two haven't spoken in years, no matter if you're married to another person, etc.
"Yeah I remember _______. They will always be my forever crush."
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When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her and never loses it.
The sparks used to fly, but after she went forever cow the only thing that flies is her flubber.
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When your girlfriend gains weight after you just started dating and never loses it.
Anthony: Did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, Wait happened?
Anthony: He married a Forever cow
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THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR
search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag
hey wanna here something cool??
Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER
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The relationship status of most people on Tumblr.
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ FOREVER ALONE
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A phrase meaning a very long time.
Jay: "Kay, hurry up!!! I have to pee!!!"
Kay: "Okay, okay, okay!!! I'm done!!!"
Jay: "Man, you took, like, forever and a half!!! What were you doing in there???!!!