as a friend

Used to clarify the extent or limits of a relationship between two people in which one or the other wishes it to go further.

I'd prefer to keep you as a friend.

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Friending

Another word for friend normally used when speaking in an indian accent.

Person 1: My friending, one man's friend is another man's dinner
Person 2: That's deep

as a friend

usually it means that you dont wanna have anything goin on with that person sexually and just dont wanna hurt their feelings but it could also mean that you dont want anyone to know how you really feel about someone

"do you like randy"
"no way i wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, but if he asks say i like him as a friend"

friends

Temporary alliances in pursuit of mutual goals.

Me and some friends just scored a big money contract. After its done I'm dumping those chumps.

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as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

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Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

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A Friend

the one who helps you bury the body

*police finds out*
"yo, man..it was my friend!"

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