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a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.
My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.
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a guy who is a girls friend. they aren't dating but they can have sex. the only time you can have sex with two people without considering it cheating.
woman:wanna be my friend with benefits.
man:whats that?
woman:we have sex but we're not dating.
man:sweet!!!!
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Friend with benefits is a Magic friend. The ideal relationship. The miss of compromise makes both be excellent friends and lovers.
He is the man I was looking for. But because of the difference of age- I am much older- we stay as friend with benefits. Never will I find such a good friend and lover. HE is. But....
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When a boy and girl who are good friends use each other for kissing, hugging, holding hands, etc. These acts, (commonly done privately/under the radar) usually work until one person falls for the other. This normally leads to one heartbroken person and two friendship less people.
Mark- wanna me friends with benefits?
Katie- what are the benefits?
Mark- well we could kiss
Katie- maybe, what if I get hurt?
Mark- don't worry you won't
*2 weeks later*
Katie-you asshole, I hate you.
Mark- what did I do?
Katie- just stop hurting me we're done
*no more friendship*
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Also known as FWBs. Girls, quit fooling yourselves. All the guy is saying is: "You're fun enough to fuck, but not interesting enough to date." Start respecting yourself.
Some douchey guy that used to be your friend until he revealed his true intentions: "Hey girl, wanna be my Friend with benefits?"
You: "Heck no. I respect myself more than that. You want a piece of this, put a ring on it. Otherwise, eff off."
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Friends is perhaps a little too generous here too but appropriate if you and a person who already had an established friendship drink a little too much spiced rum one evening at a party after everyone else has gone to bed and decide that you suddenly find each other attractive. It may be possible for you both continue to stay friends and occasionally root each other but eventually your friendship will be ruined for an approximate period of three years. After that time you may be capable of laughing about it without feeling awkward. Meeting someone for the first time, having sex and then trying to develop a friends with benefits type relationship can only work for a short period of time because you did not become friends first. Calling yourselves friends is just a simple excuse to continue to root without having to deal with the difficult conversations about who leaves the toilet seat up.
You know, I never thought you were hot before but wow, you truly are beautiful. maybe we should become friends with benefits.
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