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Fuck a stick

When someone is simply annoying you to the point where you want them to fuck a stick

โ€œLuke, go fuck a stick!โ€

by skinnylegend_2024 August 7, 2020


Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker

Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

by Schmeckler April 17, 2017


Fuck-that stick

A notional stick, presumably phallic-looking, with which one fucks things deemed disagreeable, stupid, or unpleasant.

"Let's go up to the hills and drop acid!" "Naw, fuck that with a fuck-that stick."

"Would you fuck that?" "Maybe with a fuck-that stick. Not with my DICK."

by Angst Boy June 23, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!

As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

by c blocker March 30, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 24, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat end of my fuck stick

the head of a penis

sux the fat end of my fuck stick

by christian j grant September 16, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž