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1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.
An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.
A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.
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A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school
MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
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Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.
George W. Bush is functionally retarded.
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A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.
"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"
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any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body
please keep your bodily functions to your self
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n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.
i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.
Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?
Dick- Idk, she was Asian.
Tom- Ah, of course!
Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.
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