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Boob gazer: Usually males in their 30's and 40's who after prolonged periods of deprevation, gravitate their eyes towards boobs of all women within arms length, in great detail... Boob gazers usually are warm and kind men. They would happily trade in their usual mundane activity to be able to gaze at the boobs of the object of his desire. Boobilicious boob gazers rock!
Dude 1: Hey man check it out...3 chicks at the bar.
Dude 2: Dude man, it's been so long I've forgotten what hot babes look like. Look at the size of those boobs.
Dude 1; Hey man, (poking Dude 2), check you out... you're a boob gazer! Stop that or they'll notice you can't keep your eyes off them. They're everywhere!
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shoe gazer (SHOO gay zer) n., pl. -ers 1. synonym for emo. 2. gerund: the physical posture an emo assumes while listening to emo music
example 1: Dude 1: Yo dude! What's up with that chick? Why is she staring at the ground like that?
Dude 2: She's listenin' to emo music dude, she's a fuckin' shoe gazer.
example 2: A group of 10 shoe gazers committed suicide at the Morissey concert last night.
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While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.
I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.
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Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.
Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.
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- one with the undeniable urge to look at others ball sacks ......
i turned and then noticed you where a ball gazer
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A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.
Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"
Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"
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A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms
Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there
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