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Lizard king aka Dr. Pooles slaves
Dr.Poole: What's up my gecko slaves!
A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.
Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.
A term used when a person is surprised.
Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!
is when the male pulls out of his bitch during doggy stylez, then promptly puts his cock in her arse and lifts her legs and rests them on his hips. this causes the bitch to go into shock and she climbs up the bed head and the wall like an angry gecko
dude 1: hey man how come you've been sleeping on the couch for like 2 nights?
dude 2: the mrs is pissed shitless because i angry geckod her. it was the funniest shit ever but she just got angry and i didnt even get to finish..
dude 1: duuude! dont you know your only supposed to do that to hoes you'll never see again, not your guaranteed pussy! dont shit where you eat dude.
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When A male and female are in the shower,
Male soaps up the female and Positions her tits first towards the wet tiles/wall and then inserts his junk into her cushioned behind and laughing as she attempts to make traction and scale the slippery surface like a Gecko
I was in the shower with the misses and convinced her i was being all lovey dovie as i lathered her up with soap, much to her shock i inserted my spitting dragon up her dirt trail was in hysterics as she attempted to scale the bathroom wall, I Gave her the Soapy Gecko Again!
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To have an erect penis covered in a sticky substance (ie honey), Then proceed to mushroom stamp or smack a face of your partner and it sticks for a time of 2 seconds minimum.
I gecko tongued her cheek for the 3 second record. She was very impressed.
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