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the type of guy you think is innocent but is not. he does small crimes and doesn’t get caught while doing it. smart; could do bigger, but only steals for good reason.
her: Wow he’s such a nice guy.
friend: I’ve heard he does small crime to help others out and never gets caught.
her: he’s must be a gentle criminal
A playful soft grope. Can be used in a sexual or non-sexual way.
I’m going to gentle juice your ass.
The type of beer you bring along when visiting millennials and you aren't in the mood for their uppity super-hazy IPA or barrel aged stout nonsense. Ideal for almost every occasion.
Person 1: Rich, you stopping over to Jamie's tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, but I gotta stop and pick me up some PBR first. Need some gentle beer so I don't have to drink that obnoxious Vermont IPA crap.
when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.
He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.
(Submissive lycanthrope) A hairy fella who just wants belly rubs most of the time.
Don't worry about all that howling in the bedroom. He's just a Gentle Werewolf.
a phrase used to tell a Laxa to take it easy
Laxa: Y’all wanna go out tonight?
Marcus: Gentle Laxa, this is the fifth time you’ve gone to Parks & Rec this month.
An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!