A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.
1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.
1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.
'Danish'
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.
"There goes gert again. I hate her class. She makes it the worst."
Gert means intense crypto gains.
"Daimn son where did you get those Gert?
A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game
She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.
Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.
Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.