get off his dick

remove thy lips from thine penis

Kirk cousins is mid
Get off his dick

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Getting a big dick over nothing

When someone get's tpp excited over the smallest things or nothing at all

Paul was getting a big dick over nothing when he heard that Roy got the new 3DS

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Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

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how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.

(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one

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Get a rustlers ya dick

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.

Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"