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Gherkin

A Gherkin is not only food, but also used by a variety of people as a funny insult. Usually it is beeing used for describing people (especially in Online Games) that are dumb, utterly suck at something or just missplay. It is indeed the cooler version of the world cucumber.

"Wow, his Zed is so clean. Just kiddin, he is a total gherkin."

by Pepe is my City February 6, 2018


gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde September 8, 2008


Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020


Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 11, 2019


Tyler Gherkin fish

A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.

Oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly Tyler gherkin fish

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017


slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox April 25, 2018


Gherkin Language

Gherkin language, where you replace every vowel with an “ar” and make sure to make the word noticeable and that you can pronounce it , you do not need to change every vowel.

This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.

Yar Brar thart shart wars wild carnnot belarve yar farcked har larst narght.

“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”

by Pussyslayer240 January 23, 2018