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Sarcastic way of saying "i couldn't give a fuck" that actually means "i don't care" or "i couldn't care less"
Freind: "OMG, did you hear what Taylor said about Kanye?"
Me : " Yeah, i could give a fuck"
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Why don't you go buy some fish put into your pretty eyes and go fuck yourself narcissist self absorbed prick.
I don't give a fuck who you are go pick on someone else fuckers
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A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.
Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...
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When saying "I don't give a fuck", you have to say it with your whole chest.
*I don't give a fuck that I smoke too many cigarettes
*I don't give a fuck how many treats I eat in a day
*I don't give a fuck what the background information is
*I don't give a fuck if you want Observations in the report
I don't give a fuck what you said in the meeting, I'm not writing more than 4 sentences in my asbestos report!
When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.
Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”
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Commonly used to say 1. not caring or :) 2. not giving the gender on a form because another word for fuck is sex and sex is gender.
ex 1.
Idiot 1:"You forgot to put your sex on the form?"
Idiot 2:"I don't give a fuck." or "I don't give a sex."
Idiot 1:"0.o." "WAAAA?"
ex 2.
Idiot 2:"You forgot the pizza!"
Idiot 1:"I don't give a fuck!"
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Teacher: "Homework?"
Kid: "Nah it's national don't give a fuck day"
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