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(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.
Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?
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A rag, cloth etc. that is used for the capture and cleaning of semen after masturbation.
"As i was finishing I reached for my handy dandy goo glove."
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a condom
see condom
love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.
(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!
(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?
(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!
(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.
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While fingering a girl - she pees, giving her partner a "gold glove"
Sasha is disgusting. She gave me a gold glove last night.
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Black latex gloves that alter the personality of the wearer making them act like a bitch.
Watch out, Kim is wearing her bitch gloves today!
A glove, usually made of latex, used to masturbate and cum into. Used with lube provides the a very good experience and keeps the cum contained.
John always buys the 100 glove pack at Walmart. He use them as fap gloves