Morning glow

To do this wonderfully hilarious trick the male must engage in sexual activity WITH HIS MORNING WOOD. While engaged in sexual activity (preferably oral sex), the male must have glitter of his choice of color in his hand. When the male reaches the pinnacle of his orgasm, before ejaculating, must make a valiant effort to excrete his penile fluids onto the woman's face. Using the penile fluids as a form of glue, the male then slaps the woman across the face with his glitter hand. As the male slaps the woman, the excess glitter will fly up into the air, while the others will stick to the female's face. Laughter ensues.

1. When Theresa and I had such crazy sex that she fell asleep last night, I decided to wake her up this morning with a Morning glow.

2. Since my roommate Vivian ate all the Chinese food and deleted all my porn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a Morning glow before she went to school.

3. I gave Linda a Morning glow because she was begging for it. Who cares if shes my sister?

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Cozy Glow

A Person Who Sleeps with The Lights Turned on and a Shitload of Blankets, Mainly 10, 21 or Over 9000 Blankets

Hey, Don't Be Such a Cozy Glow

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glow pet

Magically altered pet that is luminated and fabulous. They will always love you.

Pillow pets suck, my glow pet is where it's at.

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Camel Glow

A phrase conjured up after the creation of the LED Bikini.

What about that one?

No, I can totally see her Camel Glow.

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poop glow

The feeling of euphoria that sets in and stays with you after a huge crap.

Paul: Holy crap, man. I just took a huge shit and now I have the poop glow.

Donny: Shut the hell up man. I don't need to know about your shit.

NKOTB Glow

The kind of radiance NKOTB fans achieve after being awake for 40+ hours and waiting in line for 15+ hours in a somewhat undesirable environment, such as the floor of a mall, in hopes of getting the best seats possible at a New Kids concert and meeting the five hardest-working kids in show business in person.

I'm amazed at how we were able to be awake for 40 hours, sit in the hot MOA Rotunda, and even look half-way presentable for NKOTB. We had the NKOTB glow, I guess!

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Glow in the dark.

A gay op or setup by a federal agency. Shorter pc correct version of glow in the dark cia nigger. Slang term for a CIA agent created by the late Terry Davis(creator of temple os).

100% this is a setup. Those guys glow in the dark.

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