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Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.
Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.
Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.
"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"
A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options
*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!
Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration
Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul
Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.
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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?
I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.
And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?
Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
The food operator cannot guarantee the food served will be free from gluten. This means gluten may or may not be present in the food.
I ate at that restaurant which shows 'gluten friendly possible' and it was fine for me. Nice food!
I liked eating at this food place because of the gluten friendly possible sticker, which suggests they have awareness on the gluten topic.
Gluten Village is a similar term as Flavor Town except this term is used whenever you eat a gluten based product with some other ingredients in it (for example mayo, cheese, ham, salami, mustard, ketchup, butter, onion, ect.) and all you can taste is the gluten product.
Bro#1: bro, this sandwich is so bad, all I can taste is the bread.
Bro#2: aw shit dude, that's a total Gluten Village.
Bro#1: aw man, I came here to visit the Flavor Town, and all I got was the Gluten Village.