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Verb - The act of setting up post, or opposite of "roaming".
"hey whats up you've been standing here the whole party"
"yeah, im just gnoming tonight"
a man in tights who loves plays who is a ex member of zz top and dances like hobos has a weenie pouch in his hat who goes around telling little kids hobo's cant afford cable and saying hes superman stealing their clothes and uses it as a cape hen honk at people like he is a moose then smacks rthere bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy/shit hole a common item they ware is a llama dick on their fore head yet they are awesome little vienna sausages
"mommy im sad"said chuck norris
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied
"that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said
"well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said
Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky
"well i love your dick"said a store keeper
"well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said
"i hate gnomes"they all said including you
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These creatures are closely related to the plastic garden variety. However gnomes are made from tastic an alloy made from plastic and pixie dust which gives these creatures the ability to move around during certain hours as well as an odd affinity for pink flamigos and greasy barbeque.
Stop that Gnome its running away with my sausage-snitzel!
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Person who is a asshole but doesnt realize it themselves.
Keemstar person who is a gnome.
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A clay figure who stands in ppls gardens fishing in their ponds... if not kept an eye on, they will often wonder off into the nearest forest
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To send someone the gnome (fig.): to dump somebody preemptively, to take the initiative in a break-up, to terminate a relationship with extreme prejudice
I knew he'd lost interest, so I sent him the gnome.
I found out he'd been seeing someone else, so I sent him the gnome.
Jen really needs to send Brad the gnome and move on.
If you don't send her the gnome, you'll just end up feeling used.
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Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.
Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!
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