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An excuse used by people to leave conversations or any social gatherings
You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later
Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person
Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.
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A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".
While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
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(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.
It was inspired by a real case in the 70's
If you pat a random child on the head , you might be suspicious of being a goldfish guy
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the biggest most toxic player in league of legends. if you meet a duad goldfish be extremely careful not to trigger him, as he will flame the living shit out of you
Duad Goldfish: "WHY DIDNT YOU TANK FOR ME YOU FUCKING SHIT OMG"
Me: "LUL"
The insertion of a goldfish snack into one nostril, the free nostril is then covered, and with a large exhale the goldfish is blasted out from the nostril.
My Goldfish NostrilBlaster flew 5 feet!
1 - When you continue to eat whatever is in front of you, even if you're not hungry.
2 - If you continue to feed a goldfish, it will keep eating and eating until it eventually dies.
1 - "You went goldfish on that pasta"
"I know, I think I'm going to explode"
2 - "Somebody get theses chips away from me before I go goldfish"
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