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Literally the most unoriginal name you could give a goldfish. Take five seconds out of your time to name your fish memefish or something idk
Jeff: Hey do you have any pets?
Other Jeff: Yeah, I do!
Jeff: Oh cool! What kind?
Other Jeff: A goldfish!
Jeff: Wow, what's your goldfish's name?
Other Jeff: Goldie.
Jeff: ...
Other Jeff: ...
Jeff: ...how original.
A Goldie is a funny, cool gold digger that usually lives in the car and has been used for a while. Goldie is a very good thing that has been going well for a few months. Goldie is a 40 year old man who forgot how to shave. When you see a Goldie help them out in the morning.
"I'm going Goldie"
"Goldie is like French Brad"
A super nice and super funny girl who’s always knows how to keep a conversation going.
A 50 year old man who still lives with his mother and can't go to the pub until after he's done his homework.
Look at Jason. I think he'll always be a Goldie.
Putting a gold star on someone's forehead after an outstanding blowjob.
Guy 1: How am I supposed to thank my date after a good blowjob?
Guy 2: Try a goldie!
A loyal person who values friendship above all else. Has a glowing heart and a kind soul
I love my friend, She's such a Goldie.
Southern Irish slang for dumb blond.
"Sure he's goin out with another Goldie" "He does have a type"