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The greatest scientist who has never lived.
I would really like to read Gordon Freeman's fake thesis entitled "Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array."
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British chef who will go postal on yo ass if you fuck up in the kitchen and will call you a donkey.
Chef 1: "I burned the beef wellingtons chef"
Gordon Ramsay: "Piss off you donkey"
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The main character of the Half Life video game series. He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics, wears thick glasses and can kick your and anyone elses ass without so much as breaking a sweat. He never talks, and doesn't need to, because he lets the high-caliber bullets careening into your chest do the talking for him.
After his first outing in HL1, Dr. Freeman had to escort and save a hot piece of ass named Alyx Vance, and also save the world and all that shit.
Dr. Freeman is the epitome of badassery. He is the perfect example of an awesome fictional character. He is Gordon Freeman. He will kick your ass.
Holy shit guy, it's Gordon Freeman! There's waaay too much badassness in this fuckin' room man! (explodes)
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A holy vape goddess whom'st've rips obese clouds
Mom: Give me your vape device, you cannot use it any more.
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...
1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.
2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.
3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.
Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.
Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!
Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!
A spicy boi who is also a "first class cunt" who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is
Can someone tell Gordon Ramsay where the lamb sauce is?
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A small expensive Christian liberal arts college located north of Boston composed mainly of preppy rich white Christian females who competitively pursue the small population of strange bearded male Christian hipsters, lax bros,
Dude I met this girl from Gordon college yesterday and she told me Jesus loved me!
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