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When someone needs to go do something with their life
What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.
Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.
Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.
Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.
A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.
Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''
We use this expression in video games
Exemple of Never touch grass :
Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*
Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha
Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care
*Sweat fell into the void*
Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ
*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)