when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.
Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''
We use this expression in video games
Exemple of Never touch grass :
Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*
Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha
Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care
*Sweat fell into the void*
Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ
*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)
something that gamer girls/ guys don't do
hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!
the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
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something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol
Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass