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When you are licking your mates asshole and you suck it so hard that a little brown poop pokes its head out
I'll suck your ass if you promise not to go Groundhog day on me!
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An erection in between a semi-boner, and a full on boner.
"hey buddy, that girl just gave me a chubby 'ole groundhog!"
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
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To die. To expire. To cease to be
"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."
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The first person spotted peeing in an alley behind one's building, signifying the official beginning to spring in downtown St. Louis.
It must be Spring. I just saw a St. Louis Groundhog out my window!
The act of biting the head off a bat to see if there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine.
Wuhan celebrated chinese groundhog day a little to hard this year.
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A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
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