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The foul odor trail left by someone who smells. The smell that lingers after they have left the room.
L: "Have you smelt her today"
C: "I walked down the corridor right through her Guff Trail"
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When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...
Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"
"Not me"
"Not me either"
"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
A derogatory term for a vagina, related to guff (bad smell) and the receptacle (vagina) the smell came from.
Ayup me duck show us yer guff bucket.
Or
Phwoor is that yer guff bucket I can smell?
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A "fruity" smelling trump, can only be pulled off by a man with a beard. Unfortunately.
A man trumps
Jeeze, can you smell that fruity guff? That bearded man looks suspicious.
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The pressure on the bowel, causing one to wrongly think a motion is due.
"I thought it was time to drop a chocolate hostage, but it turned out to be a bluff guff!"
When a fart (guff) is caught in the hand and then released into somebody's mouth as a tasty treat.
Mum: "I wish I'd ordered some dessert at the restaurant, i'm still hungry!"
Son: "Don't worry Mum, you can eat this if you like..."
--- Son farts in hand and forces it into his mother's mouth---
Son: "Guff Cake!"
Mum: "Thank you son, I feel much better now"
Son: "That's ok Mum, anytime."
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A fat, large, or over-sized head.
Generally a huge head!
Jam: Look at that guy over there.
Dale: Who? That Guff Head?
Jam: Yeah, his head is so big, last time he turned around, he put a shoulder out.