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A toothless blowjob or a blowjob from a crackho with rotten teeth
The only hummer I want is a good ole windy gummer
When a woman or a man, depending on your sexual preferences, gives you a deepthroat blow job. The 'gummer' part is because that said person has no teeth.
This hot old bitch showed me her meat hangers and gave me a sloppy gummer!
something that i need very badly
@emmamulllen needs to give @ryand0314 gummer
A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.
This is also an alternative to the horse face
Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.
Referring to a female who is viewed as nothing more than a slab of meat. While occasionally used as a term of endearment between friends; a gummer is a total loser or shmuck.
"I was hanging dong with an absolute gummer last night. Not proud of it, but it happened."
"Idiot #1: GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER"
"Idiot #2: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.
If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)
A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.
'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '