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Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

by Obamas left ear November 04, 2020


nice haircut

A lie.

Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."

by PhucYieu March 14, 2011


Emo Haircut

Emo Haircut...

Which is for guys: Shaggy, long, and usally clean. It always will cover one eye or almost all of one eye. It usally has more than one natural color hair dye in it. As in Brown hair with blonde, black,and red or vise versa. It does get done, even though you can not tell. (hairspray)

Girls: Shortish. Shoulder length, or longer, but does have lots of layers. Side bangs, in there face. Hardly ever tucked behind there ears. Ponys, or braids in the back, but still leting the bangs fly loose.

Guy: Nice new Emo haircut, i cant see your eye, but your hair looks clean.
Guy 2: Yeah i know, im to lazy to move it out of my eye. Did you know i brush my teeth in the shower too?
Guy: NICE Bro. 2 things at once.

by Disbeliever In Hope April 07, 2006


NF haircut

when somone gets their hair shaved very short or even bald just like NF's do

man1 "u like my haircut"
man2 "haha thats an NF haircut"

by Mo Money May 05, 2005


Justin Haircut

A a justin Haircut is a Haircut where that you get messed up so badly, you look like aang from avatar

Boy you got that justin haircut

by Nutt Ass Haircut September 27, 2023


boxcar haircut

A haircut popular with teenage boys in the 1950s: Longish on the sides combed straight back and with a flat top wiffle pushed up in front with butch wax.

My girlfriend thinks I look like a TV star with my boxcar haircut.

by Allen109 May 22, 2017


Rezzi's Haircut

A 1 and a half but looks like woody's buzzcut. It is a fat step and is a similar width to his biceps. The haircut fits the size of his brain tumour which pokes out of his head like his tip out of foreskin coz he aint circumsized.

"Rezzi's Haircut is so fucking gay" said Corso
"IKR" said Mav's "He looks like an eshay"

by Despacito Rez thicc af June 02, 2019