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A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.
The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.
Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!
Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.
Doug:....sweet
An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game
(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"
Someone who is overpowered by his wife.
Josh was too good for her. He became a handbag husband.
when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse
Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.
This is when your lady Friend Allows you to stick your nuts in her Pooper
The missus gave me a rowner Handbag last night
Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear
I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.