Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
When in a diverse group and a formal setting, the phenomenon of being tongue-tied or experiencing mental gymnastics trying to take into account the diversity of viewpoints, personalities, and individual sensitivities.
I looked into the audience and got diversity handcuffs — I didn’t want to risk any off-the-cuff remarks that might be taken the wrong way.
send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone
me: say handcuffs backwards
user: sffucdnah
Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!
user gets muted for swearing
me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A woman who chases after or seeks relationships with men in jail or prison.
Watch out for them Handcuff Honey's....they only want you because you're in jail!
Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy
WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!
where someone likes to get handcuffed during intercourse
person 1: i love a bitch who got a handcuff kink
person 2: hell yea!!
When 2 people nut on each others hands and then hold hands together.
First person to slip loses
"Hey bro!""lets do the Slippery handcuff challenge!" *Nut, nut, nut*