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Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster March 2, 2012


diversity handcuffs

When in a diverse group and a formal setting, the phenomenon of being tongue-tied or experiencing mental gymnastics trying to take into account the diversity of viewpoints, personalities, and individual sensitivities.

I looked into the audience and got diversity handcuffs — I didn’t want to risk any off-the-cuff remarks that might be taken the wrong way.

by ze3l January 10, 2019


say handcuffs backwards

send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone

me: say handcuffs backwards

user: sffucdnah

Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!

user gets muted for swearing

me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021


Handcuff Honey

A woman who chases after or seeks relationships with men in jail or prison.

Watch out for them Handcuff Honey's....they only want you because you're in jail!

by uraluzer84 June 13, 2018


pink fluffy handcuffs

Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy

WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!

by 357TVT February 5, 2017


handcuff kink

where someone likes to get handcuffed during intercourse

person 1: i love a bitch who got a handcuff kink

person 2: hell yea!!

by faggotlol December 1, 2022


Slippery handcuff challenge

When 2 people nut on each others hands and then hold hands together.

First person to slip loses

"Hey bro!""lets do the Slippery handcuff challenge!" *Nut, nut, nut*

by Frostedv46 April 26, 2024