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A Jewdo fighter who loves cock and Batman and especially Batman's cock.
"Did you see that Errin Handie all over Batman's cock at the 'Dark Knight' premier?"
ez tootz your guna rip my wang off put some spit on it or something.
OooYYYaaa handy with spit
The act of exchanging a cheeseburger for a hand-job.
While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"
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Armen stole Marlene's heart, so she gave him a road handy
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When a girl jacks you off and gives you a blow job at the same time.
Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?
Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.
Guy1: what's that?
Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.
Guy1: nice!
Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.
I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.