That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.

Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.

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It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

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what happen

Literally: "what happened?" Comes from some Japanese video game in a poor English translation. See also: all your base are belong to us, someone set up us the bomb, make your time, et al.

What happen?

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hella happening

Could be used to say, It's really "happening", which in this case means it's really cool, it's off the hook, it's a lot of fun...just like hella cool would imply that it's really cool, hella happening could be used in a simillar context to mean pretty much the same thing...

That party was hella happening...(That party was hella cool)

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whajya happen?

the combination of the phrases: "what did you just do?" and "what just happened?"

On the subway I sat next to a man who erupted into sneezing, followed by coughing and passing gas simultaneously. My response: whajya happen?

The other day in the break room, Bob laughed so hard that coffee spewed out of his nostrils. Whajya happen?

Gas in the morning: 2.94
Gas in the afternoon: 3.26
Whajya happen?

It Happened With Dogg

Crazy popular new movie spoof of The Hangover starring Bradley Cooper and Snoop Dogg. For two hours, the film depicts these two hanging out, partying and do stupid stuff together... it happened again... and again... and again!

Dude #1: Yo homey, what are you doing Friday night?
Dude #2: Same as last weekend... "It happened with Dogg" like my idols!

Jin happened

A term used to describe an out-of-the-blue situation for which there is no explanation; generally causes aggravation

Someone: Yo dawg.

You: (sighs loudly) Hey.

Someone: Wait, why the long face? What happened?

You: Oh, you know. Jin happened.