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: (1) a phrase used to describe an individual's carefree typically cold-blooded disposition to events or actions with major, usually negative consequences
Jennifer: Hey, Tony I think it it time we broke up.
Tony: Word. Your sister single?
Christopher: You hard for that b.
Judge: The jury states you are guilty of all crimes charged.
Defendant: Oh we out.
Judge: You hard for that.
When A guy's penis get's stiff and long
Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!
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slang for crack cocaine
Got hard? (as asked to dealers on the street)
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when the cock sticks out, causing a bulge in the front of a mans jeans. best way to get rid of it is wanking. very embarassng in public. happens often to teenage boys when they see a chic. the erection of the penis. it gets larger, hard, and sticks out.
OMG! i've got a massive hard-on.
everyone saw jay's hard-on in gym yesterday.
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an erected penis (boner, stiffy, chubby)
When she comes over to me, i get a hard on and it dont stop till tomorrow one of these days im gonna cum, IN MAH PANTS
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1. Toughened by life on the streets
2. Immune to bullshit
3. Badass
4. see Jakebabe
1. That G be so hard, this one time he walked into a club and killed some hoe's baby.
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An erect penis
Tied naked to the bed, the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on the captive, Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his gargantuan hard-on.
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