Harvard on the hill

A nickname given to many community colleges in order to give students the sense that they are attending an institution comparable to Harvard in quality.

Many people believe that their college is uniquely nicknamed "Harvard on the hill", when in fact it is common of many community colleges.

Jeff: Where are you going to college?
Andy: Harvard on the hill!
Jeff: Woah congratulations, you're going to ABC Community College?
Andy: No? I'm going to XYZ Community College..
Jeff: Hm...

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Harvard on the pike

nickname for Montgomery College in Rockville, Maryland. known as a college for the people that can't get into any other college in the fuckin nation.

SHIT I didnt get into Yale. Guess i'll have to settle with Harvard on the pike.

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harvard hoochie

Typically attending BU, Northeastern, Emerson or BC, these girls don't wear clothing and husband hunt at Harvard final clubs.

We were at the Fly last night and saw these harvard hoochies all over the President. Too bad he's already got a harvard girlfriend!

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Harvard Westlake

Harvard-Westlake School is "an independent co-educational day school for grades 7-12 in Los Angeles and North Hollywood." Though it is notoriously known as being full of snobby, rich kids who usually buy themselves in, this is a stupid stereotype. though there definitely are some cases of this, especially in some of the younger grades, it really just depends on who you hang out with. As each grade gets successively more challenging everyone who can't keep up either leaves or gets kicked out so in the end, everyone whose there really deserves to be there.
Even though Harvard-Westlake has a very pretty intense work load, it takes good care of it's students and some (not all though...)of the sports teams are pretty good. They also have a good music program and an amazing dance program too.

Omg Jane, I got to bed at like 2 in the morning last night because I go to Harvard Westlake.

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Harvard Curve

When the woman students begin to look good after you have been there for awhile. They might not really be good looking but to you, since there's not much else to choose from, they start to appear really hot.

Harvard student and his friends from other universities on summer break. "Hey, dude, check out that hot chick from my school." Friend from other university replies, "which hot chick, there's only one girl in the room and she's is not hot." "Oh yeah, I guess you're right. It must have been due to the Harvard curve that everyone at school thought she was so smokin' but I see what you mean now."

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harvard-westlake

A well-known independent high school in Studio City, CA. The student body is composed of about 1,500 kids highly invested in their education. Most students participate actively in extracurriculars such as the visual and performing arts, as well as athletic teams. In addition, each year, every student reaches out to the community to help those less fortunate. Harvard-Westlake is a tightly knit social community that has a reputation for a reason - most of its students are kind, dedicated, and worldly people.

Wow, you go to Harvard-Westlake. You must be smart

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Harvard Mouth

Occurs when a person, usually of private schooling (Harvard/Yale/Princeton/etc), in an effort to show their superiority corrects a person's usage of grammar/verbage/word choice in spoken conversation. The reason for this is threefold: A) Their education costs a ridiculous amount, and while this education is in no way superior to a public school education, they feel the need to try and show how amazing going to a private school was by becoming the grammar police. B) This is usually done to hide their huge inferiority complex because they spent a shit ton on their education and that still does not make them special, and by correcting others in such mundane topics harkens back to days of yore where they sat at the head of the class as the teacher's pet. C) No one has been paying any attention to them for the past 5 minutes and their fragile narcissistic personality can not handle the 5 minute descent in obscurity by not being the center of attention.

"Me and Dan are headed out."

"Excuse me but you should say 'Dan and I are headed out' that is proper English!"

You have just been Harvard Mouthed/That person has a bad case of Harvard Mouth

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