Hashtag-Bomb

The act of pointlessly associating hashtags to a post; mostly performed by no-good dick-sucking attention whores.

Chadwick: Hey dude, are you gonna like her post on Instagram?

Brad: Fuck no, she Hashtag-Bombs all of her fucking pictures.

hashtag abuser

When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.

FB post: Staffing the ambo today, looking forward to a great shift. #ems #fire #firedepartment #fireandrescue #instafire #instafirerescue #instagood #crossfit #hangingwiththecrew #workinghard #idonthatemyjob #skillstopaythebills #hustleandflow #bringinhomethebacon

"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."

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rhetorical hashtag

Much like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical hashtag is a hashtag used in a tweet to produce an effect or make a statement, rather than for the generally intended purpose of hashtag, which is to connect the tweet with other tweets using the same tag and make it searchable. Rhetorical hashtags are often used to inject humor and sarcasm, or even to clarify what the tweet pertains to. Occasionally they are used to make passive aggressive jabs at others. They are sometimes long and made up of many words strung together.
Some examples of tweets using rhetorical hashtags: "I'm awake. #crap" "So @thinkgeek is hiring product testers? They should totally hire me to take care of that for them. #onlyhalfkidding" "Sure, I'll let my little brother borrow my new car. #overmydeadbody #worstdriverever"

Sharon really goes overboard with the rhetorical hashtags. She can hardly tweet without adding something like #holyhellwhyisthishappeningtomeagain. I wish she'd shut up and quit whining.

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Hashtag resistance

Hillary supporters who think they can fix the world through tweets alone.

That person may have never showed up to an actual protest but they are fighting the good fight by participating in the hashtag resistance

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hashtag abuser

Someone who uses 8+ hashtags.

Hannah is such a hashtag abuser, on her last selfie she was like, " #selfie #goodlighting #deleting #sexy #likeit #what #liveitup #air #hair #eyes #face #yaaasss "

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hashtag retard

Hashtag retard (noun)

1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.

2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.

(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?

(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".

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Hashtag Sally

The overuse of the hashtag by a female who thinks that the more often she hashtags and the longer the hashtag, the cooler she is. She also cracks up laughing at everything including herself quite often.

I showed her a picture of my baby and she commented #motherhoodchangeseverything#thegreatestlittleblessing. That White Rabbit is such a Hashtag Sally.