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A term of endearment reserved for only the most special women.
Often only used to describe “the one”, a Heffer describes a badass queen bitch.
There can be no compliment higher than being called a Heffer.
That girl is my Heffer. There is no better.
a really fat bitch or a cow
usually call a chunky girl it
You really fucked that heffer?
Yeah bro it was nastyyy
1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles
Dude last night that honky heffer was great!
A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.