Herpes

Herpes: a noun, describing sores on someones genitals or mouth.

Also quite the bother when your trying to get someone to' do the dirty' with. Herpes is an STD you get from sleeping with dirty whores who you had drunken sex with. Trust me when it comes to whores, don't go cheap !

"Molly has herpes, that sucks."
"This sex would be great if it wasn't for my genital warts, aww Herpes"
"That's just a cold sore baby not herpes, i promise"

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Herp

N. An action so undeniably awesome that one has no other words to describe it. Often used right after or in process of performing said action. Often an epic win.

V. An incredibly epic action, the act of achieving greatness.

N.
1: Oh my god, did you see him backflip off of that truck and use his chainsaw to kill those ninjas?

2: Yeah, man. What a herp!

V.

I herped so hard she couldn't walk for two weeks!

V.

1: You think you could herp that?

2: Definitely, dude. Just give me the peanut butter.

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herp

a game in which players play in a version of tag. best played in school. in order to play follow these instructions...

1. steal something from the teachers desk, the game is most fun when the object is, a)large b)the teachers personal property or c)makes alot of noise when dropped on a tile floor
2.the person starts the game by hitting another player with the object and stating "dont die with it!". "dying with it" maens you got caught with the object and the game is over.
3.players pass object during class untill someone dies with the object.

basically you DO NOT want to die with it . i have seen players get to almost tears because they died with it. this game is most fun when someone really doesnt want to die with it, so they will go at all lengths to not die, as in hitting another player with the object and then picking it up with a tissue and returning it.

dude the whole class got written up last block for playing herp. i think the teachers are going to have a herp awareness meeting tomorrow after school.

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herped

someone who is too damn sick with herpes or some form of STD that you dont even want to touch!

Damn, did you see that girl's herped up lip.

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herp

a bizzare laugh derived from the sounds of fat albert.

see also hay hay hay

"Herp, herp, herp!"
"WTF!?!??!"
"I'm laughing at you! Herp, herp, herp!"

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Herp

Russian for Nigger

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?

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Herp

(hûrp)
n.
1. A moist burp.
2. A burp containing liquid or solid matter.
v.

hurped, hurp·ing, hurps

"That bloke just herped into his mouth.. Look! He's swallowing it!"; "He just herped onto her shoulder. She's gonna be mad!".

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