crack her

To have sex with a chick, to essentially crack her open.

First guy: Yo dude, did you see jessica last night? She was looking hot as fuck. I wanna crack her.
Second guy: Yeah man, she went home with me last night and I cracked her.

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wife her

to marry or otherwise commit oneself to a girl

my boo's so hot imma wife her!

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chowed on her

The act of performing oral sex on a lady’s vagina or anus.

Hey man I picked up this chick at the bar last night . I chowed on her before I banged her. She must have had a yeast infection cause now my face is all itchy

herring sweats

Rejecting the suggestion of menopause symptoms by blaming consumption of certain foods.

Lynn's herring sweats wouldn't let her sleep and she blamed it on too much deli.

pipe her

fuck her brains out

You know sophie, I'm gonna pipe her down tonight!!!

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Planet Her

Album of the year (2021) made by doja cat. the concept is a planet, there’s a complicated history explained by doja on twitter but so far we know there’s pink and blue aliens, there are some human men but once they reach planet her, all of their memory from earth is wiped. However they are uncommon and most “men” are robots as seen in the Need To Know music video.

Anyways planet her out june 25

Rihanna: Where did doja and the weeknd go?

Nicki Minaj: they got sent to planet her and now they’re fucking

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chuck it in her

To have sexual intercourse with a girl.
SYNONYMS: beat it up, stick it to her, chuck your junk in her

We were down 38-3 at halftime so I decided to throw in the towel on the game and chuck it in Melissa under the bleachers instead.

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