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When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.
It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.
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Something you don't see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.
Whoa! I didn't see the hidden armadillo until my girl pointed it out to me.
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A kickass progressive metal Band based in cincinnati. currently working on their first full length studio album. uses sabbath style riffs with metallica like vocals. Just recently incorporated a female singer.
Have you heard Hidden Revenge yet? they're kickass
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Having no sufficient fruit/veg in one's diet/food-intake. Also means the inability to provide healthy food for one's family.
People in Turd World 'cunt'ries like mine, are always characterized by their angry looks, stiff unhealthy bodies and bad temperament, you lil' foreigners are liable for getting your pretty 'white' teeth knocked at any time just by casually staring at passerbys! It all chalks back to what these goat-grabbing Arabtards put in their bellies: fatty 'empty calories' food (e.g. 'mansef' which is basically overcooked rice "roz" with pieces of either lamb meat "lahem", or chicken "jaj" and sour fermented goat milk "laban" that is also made by border-sharing Syria, Iraq & Sinai in Egypt), that stuff their protruding bellies and block their hearts (literaly and figuratively), and minds.
You cannot in any way figure the same as I, cause simply you aren't locked with the same fools like me! It's worse than what you might think: young men they look older than their real age, women are nothing but horny fatards with a short-fuse and all of them are bonkass crazy!
What else there's to do in Jordan known by its shitty economy and a nonexistent job market other than overeating?!
Almost all of the meat that gets used in the forementioned 'manasef' (pl.), comes from way 'Turdier' countries (mainly Sudan, Bulgaria and Romania), with bad refrigerating methods and recently... serial food-poisoning cases were reported all over Amman and a neighboring city called Ma'adaba! And the local Ammani 'souks' (markets that sell MICs or goods 'made in China'), are abrim with farmed fish fed on cheap fish growth-hormones to make it more 'sellable' (there's a saying here and in other Mid-Rim countries that says, 'The Eye Eats, Not The Mouth'. Go figure!). Fruit is sold in special allocated places called 'hisbah' (sing.) and it's only fourth-grade, non-export produce: better, export-grade fruit/veg are hauled out the 'Kinkdom' and sold to wealthy buyer-powerful Gulf states like Saudi Arabi, Kuwait, U.A.E. and Oman... where the resident 'Gulfans' are fatter than Mastodons!... leaving us po' fucks with nothing edible to put in our mouths, or money to buy anything decent enough to feed our children!
One last thing: I had a nice chat with a swee Southern Bellatrix lately and she, innocently asked me what do we normally have for food. I answered back by stating that, not long ago and because it's already 'springish' in Jordan... the 'only' national TV station ran a 6-o'clock telereport about a 'weed' -- for seriousness! -- called 'khubaiza' (scientific name: Malva parviflora and is known in English as 'little mallow'), that's usually found growing in large quantities around sewage-collecting pipelines (or as we here say, 'masarif el'charah') and the fucking reporter glazed over a bunch of it as he popvoxed the 'seasonal' souk shoppers who couldn't agree more that, yes... it's a perfect, nourishing meat-substitute (not vegan-wise. Mind), because -- their words -- "it's very rich in the blood-boosting mineral iron!". Godfuck! The iron that's in khubaiza isn't even hemic FFFS!
We're not even saved by irony!
Also called 'silent hunger'.
'Food insecurity' is the inability of goverments to provide food for their own people: The 'Assmite Kinkdon of Whordan', which is in addition to being 'food-insecure', suffers from 'hidden hunger' and everybody is after that lost NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus).
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A man grows his pubes out so much that you cannot see his dick until he has an erection at which point his dick pops out and he can finally have intercourse with a female.
Habbo has a Hidden Jungle in his pants and has trouble having sex!
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Use a video camera to tape yourself while having sex. Hook the video camera up to a small projector hidden in your closet, but don't tell your partner. While on top, turn the projector on so that you can see the video on the wall above the headboard. Your partner who is on bottom wont be able to see it because they are looking at the ceiling. This way you can watch your own porn as your making it.
He didn't start out so good but kept getting better. Turns out he was using the "hidden projector" and was able to critique himself as he went.
porn homemade sex hidden projector on top
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Pubic Hair is manscaped to show the extra inch of penis hidden by hair...
KDA shaved his private area to release the hidden inch.
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