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Hobby Boy

A pathetic, worthless human being whose existance is so meaningless and depressing that they must participate in various hobbies (such as bird watching) in order to keep themselves from putting a shotgun in thier mouth. Can be used in place of many other insults such as faggot, shithead, potato, douchebag, dickweed, or asshole.

"What did your parents say when they found out you are Hobby Boy?"

by Fanny Bandito November 6, 2009

19πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


hobby time

Times set aside for engaging in habitually entertaining activities

Yikes, hobby time again – what’s up this time?

by Hercolena Oliver April 20, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hobby rocket

A joint rolled with about point two grams of weed and half a paper, usually with a filter and roach clip. Unlike a fullsize doob you probably won't go to space after you blast this tiny joint. However while a hobby rocket can't get you to space you can still get pretty high.

Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."

When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."

If you don't have the budget for NASA sized rocket joints just light a hobby rocket and you can still get pretty high man.

Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.

I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.

by passsomegrass March 21, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hobby Ho

Chicks, broads, dames (since they like dick - Hobby Horse)

Most dames are hobby hos since their hobby is riding dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hobby Job

Any job that, while not financially rewarding, involves personal interest, thus making it worthwhile.

Jeff didn't make good money working at the mall, but he had a Hobby Job at Best Buy that allowed him to indulge his love of electronics.

by retrosexual October 26, 2005

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hobby Hog

Someone who steals other people’s hobbies because they want to feel accepted by others and not left out.

Zach sure his a hobby hog for stealing Mason’s record collecting hobby.

by APickledWeiner March 30, 2020

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Hobby Lobby

An American retail company. It owns a chain of arts and crafts stores with a volume of over $5 billion in 2018.1 The chain has 969 stores in 47 states. A Christian-owned company, it incorporates American conservative values and Christian media.

Hobby Lobby is the worst.

by SPrice1980 November 1, 2022