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A clothing brand worn mostly by pretentious teenagers who have never been to Southern California, let alone gone surfing. Yet somehow, wearing Hollister makes them look "cool" even though they're A)Ugly and/or B)Have bodies that are horribly out of shape.
OMG! That fat chick with the zits looks HAWT in that Hollister top! I gotta shop Hollister so I can be cool just like her!
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A Place,Usually In A High End Mall Where You Can Find "Preppy" Boys And Girls. Loud Music And Dim Lights Are Usually The Setting( Kinda Like A Beach club).
Bettys-Mostly Blondes Or Brunnettes,Usually Skinny And A Little Bitchy.Usually Finds "Dudes" Attractive.And Most Likely A Whore.
Dudes-Tall,Skinny Yet Buff,Sometimes Tan,Mostly Asshole Though Unless Your One Of The "Betty"
OMG look at that Whore, What...?She got her jeans at hollister!oh!
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A store where a majority of the shirts simply say Hollister or have the logo on them. In an attempt to make you purchase items, they make it so dark you can't see what you're buying.
Joe: Let's stand out from the crowd by looking like everyone else!
Ted: But where should we shop? Abercrombie and Fitch? American Eagle?
Joe: No silly, Hollister!
Ted: They're so original!
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A label fully endorsed by douchers, idiots, sheep, and fourteen-year-olds.
"Cool Hollister shirt, douchebag."
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A store with high-quality clothes that are very hip and trendy. Usually look "pre-worn". It usually has cute instyle workers. It's a place you can get clothes to look great in. Usually emo or goth people make fun of hollister, abercrombie and fitch, or american eagle, Because they have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives and they can't afford it, and wouldn't look good in it anyway. Let's face it, If you were cute, YOU wouldn't boycott this store!
Emo/Goth/Loser: I hate hollister ! They are too expensive and I can't afford it!
Emo/Goth/Loser friend: OH I know! I can afford hollister but their sizes are too small!
Emo/Goth/Loser: Let's sit around and bitch and moan about it because I am really really jealous!
Emo/Goth/Loser friend: Good idea! I'm thinking about those people all the time anyway!
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A store that posers like to dump on for having style. It is NOT for preps. Look at the definition. Also, sells clothes similar to PacSun and Buckle. And yes, at the same price.
"Ew. look at that girl. SHe's wearing hollister, whatta whore." Give me a break. "ew. look at you. your such a poser."
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Preppy Mcprepprepp: "OMG, I just went to Hollister and paid $60 for a new pair of distressed jeans. By the way, I LOVE yours, where'd you get 'em?"
Me: "I bought them at Wal-Mart two years ago, and they just started looking like shit on their own."
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