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to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio
Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...
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The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
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This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
You want to grab your personal fuck toy and shove it into your tail pipe. Proceed to strip and start up your vehicle. Return to the tail pipe and place your cock into the toy. Pullout out your homemade blow pop!
Timothy was craving something to lick, so he decided to try out the homemade blowpop!
A term used in competitive Pokémon when a Pokémon survives an attack from full health at 1 HP, despite not carrying a Focus Sash item or having the ability Sturdy. Usually a Homemade Sash has a very notable impact on the battle, often making the difference between a win or a loss. This term was first used by Pokemon Showdown user Xeno Disconnected, when fellow user Escaval's last Pokémon, Mega Sableye, lived an Alolan Marowak's Flare Blitz at 1 HP, allowing it to take said Marowak out with Knock Off and winning the game.
While originally the term was only used when a Pokémon lived exactly at 1 HP, thanks to Pokémon Showdown's HP Percentage mod the term was also used for any attack living at 1% HP, which could usually also be 2 or 3 HP. Later the term also got used for any attack being survived at 1% HP, even if the defender wasn't at full HP, under the motto "Homemade Sash: Works anytime, anywhere!"
Xeno Scarf: What the fuck|Wtf this nibba's Slowbro just survived my Shadow Ball at 1% and took out my Haunter with Psyshock
Xeno Escaval: That's Homemade Sash for ya
*Xeno Scarf left.
When you fuck a fat chick and right before you cum you pull out twist up her stomach into a swirl and Cum on it.
Diego was fucking a fat chick the night before his 25th birthday and right before he was about to cum he pulled out grabbed he stomach, twisted it up and frosted her. After he took a bite out. When the fat chick asked why, he responded, “ I like homemade cinnamon rolls!”