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Homer Gift

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: β€œShe got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: β€œThat is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

by El J April 25, 2007


homer simpson

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.

"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"

by Ashley L January 18, 2004

3236πŸ‘ 251πŸ‘Ž


pulling a homer

Achieving success with luck when failing the attemp (from the simpson series) "a fluke"

The star player in basketball game slipped during the last seconds of the game causing the ball to get accidently hurled at the net and making the winning shot and so "pulling a homer"

by afshin-mrak May 13, 2007

127πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Homer Simpson

World's greatest American stereotype!

d'oh!

by Ricky June 20, 2003

1146πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž


homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004

862πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

1177πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž


Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

78πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž