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A simple & effective torture device used by teachers & the administration to whip students into submission. Even after 7 hours at school slaving away in classes, memorizing information that will either be forgotten or absolutly no use in future life, this is handed out, making the impressionable young minds of the worlds' youth into conformed, robotic machines. Most teachers, adults, & government officals would have you believe that it is all nessesary for character-building and intelegence, but it is actually a cruel and unusual punishment.
"Psst, Anthony... Do you have any idea what Mr. Phillips was blabbering on about in math yesterday?... I think we needed it for the homework."
"Erm... no?"
"Dangit."
"You think? I'm gonna have to get Noah to explain it to me at lunch... about 10 minutes before class."
"You think this will be of any use to us in our future lives."
*Stare*
*Hysterical laughter*
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useless torture. no good teachers who go home after 7 hours a day half of which they have fucking lunchroom duty, and they put their slippers on and relax with hot chocolate, but not before assigning impossible amounts of the same fucking thing. they call it homework. Most of which you dont even give a danm about. Make that ALL of which. I dont know but i rather grade tests from an answer key than have to sit in my room and do all this fucking stupid ass shit. We all copy the smart kids or the pissy kids who dont have an issue with the system. So homework will just make us better con artists later in life. Haha fuck you system. Its not all the bitch fucking teachers faults, are parents who are suppose to be our "friends" get all up in our ass if we for one night dont have homework. Sorry ma, pa i fucking wanna see you do this shit. Yeah thats right you couldnt find the radius of a circle if your life depended on it or even if i promised you 2 boxesof milk duds. So over all homework is fucking stupid, rebel dont do it, it is just a way for fart nosed teachers to make are lard ass parents happy all while torturing us, "tommorows future".
I was lucky today the only homework i had was to do 20 usless factoring problems, to read this stupid-ass play about a dead fisherman, to find the fucking velocity of a danm dime falling out of my fucking butter fingered hand, and to research where the fucking pilgrims lived.
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Schoolwork that is assigned by teachers to be completed at home in your spare time. Homework was invented by some fucked up masochist sitting at a table one day deciding that students don't do enough work at school six hours a day, so why not send more schoolwork home even though you spend all day doing work?
I never do my math homework. It's so pointless. My teacher doesn't even check to see if I did it...
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AHH!! WE GOT HOMEWORK TONIGHT!! We are going to die a horrible death.
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A drug. Do not take homework if you are: Smart, Stupid, Fat, Skinny, Happy, Sad, High, Drunk, or Depressed. Side Effects may make you: Geeky, Nerdy, Retarded, Stupid, Fat, Smelly, Dumb. Deaths have been reported. Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough to take Homework. Homework is not for everyone, including those with a life. Do not take homework if you cannot sit for more than 20 seconds. Isn't it time you tried homework?
Homework. A Million Problems, No Solutions
guy1: "dude, i overdosed on homework last night and i'm soo tired right now."
guy2: "YOU WHAT?!?! you know homework should be taken with caution. did you ask your dr. if you were smart enough to take "homework"?
guy1: "No. I thought it wouldn't do anything to me. Look at me now tho, I'm a nerd, drug addict, idiot and really fat all at the same time."
guy2: "last time i overdosed on homework i fell asleep in the middle of biology!"
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Something unnecassary after 7 hours a day, 5 days a week of school. Only evil teachers hand out lots of this.
I should be doing homework right now...
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