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When large popular and more expensive items are held until the very end of an event to keep people’s interest.
I would love to come over, but right now I’m being held raffle hostage at a charity event.
After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.
Can be otherwise defined as :-
- Touching Cloth
- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door
- Really needing a poo poo
"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".
"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"
another phrase for having to move your bowels
Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages
When you are in a conversation on some sort of messaging service (Like MSN) and you leave a conversation that usually envolves more than one person, and you keep getting added and re-added to the conversation to your frustration. This will only ever end if you log-out or if one of your captors logs out.
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 2: LOL where did she go...
Person 3: donno, add her again.
Person 2: LOL okay :D
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
Person 2: LOL hey!
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 3: Oh..
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversaion-
Person 1: What?
Person 2: YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Person 3: YOURE OUR HOSTAGE!!!
Person 1: An AIM hostage?
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: LOL ye
Person 2: MWAHAHAHA
Person 1: ...
Person 1: You are lame...
-Person 1 has logged out-
A Russian badass who will slay any furry or thot and will fuze any hostage and his best friend is defender
Fuze the hostage is awsome
wow! that one was obviously a chocolate hostage. where's the newspaper?