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A vagina. This is because a vagina is a pocket and is very hot. If you have a cold hot pocket, then it would just be called a pocket.
Jida put the chicken popper in her hot pocket.
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The only response so far that could "possibly" have been right was the whole "taking a shit in someone's couch" thing BUT the "true" definition of a Hot Pocket is the act of placing one's hand up to their butt, cupping a fart in their hand, and then releasing it into another person's face (Usually to a friend as a joke but it's always good to get the old lady as well) while saying "Hot Pocket"...then just enjoy.
My girlfriend pissed me off so the bitch got a Hot Pocket.
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When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.
"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."
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Firstly a tight seal must be created- the male covers the vagina with his butthole. This is essential. Next the male emits a fart that MUST BE gassy and hot into the vagina. The desired effect mimics that of a microwaved hot pocket where the bag expands. After completing the emission the male quickly covers the vagina with his hand (as to maintain the seal). At that point he performs cunilingus.
(Girl bragging to friend)
My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years
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/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin from overly processed white trash foods of america and the never ending search for vagina euphamisms) 1: vagina; 2: vagina; 3: vagina; and/or 4: diseased vagina, as in the 4 cheese variety
Jane went to the gynecologist to have her hot pocket examined.
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a Hot Pocket is when the guy takes a dump in the girl's vagina and then they have sex
"Hey we should make it interesting tonight, lets try a Hot Pocket, you shit in my pussy and then we fuck."
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When you shit inside a vagina and then cum all over it to close it
That pornstar was amazing she let me give her a hot pocket
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