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Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".
Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"
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It is the epitome of a text conversation that leads to no productive result at all. Very short and point less. It might seem like the person texting you wants to chat with you, but in reality it just leaves you with an awkward silence.
Person A: Hey, what's up? You called.
Person B: Yeah. Nothing, just wanted to see how you were doing.
Person A: I'm fine thank you! How are you?
Person B: I'm fine.
END OF Awkward How are you? text CONVERSATION
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why are u searching this on here and not google?
person 1: how do you do homework?
person 2: pay attention in class homie
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Greeting a stranger for the first time by farting in their mouth. Walk up to the (normally) female victim, grab them by the ponytail, lift your anus directly into their mouth line and float an air biscuit. in their general direction.
This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom. and was known as a "Korean Hello"
In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts. "A fine how do you do" if the western version of this ancient Korean American custom.
Synonym. "Korean Hello"
Oh shit dude.. I've got this whole thing with HR on Monday?
What happend?
I gave the one of the copywriters in the marketing department a fine how do you do. The cunt started crying.
Well mate. At least she know's who's the boss now.
Yeah I suppose. I miss the days when I could have just smashed her back doors in instead.
1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.
2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.
3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
how will you love me is a phrase of ‘how will you fuck me’, and is often used to ask a sexual partner how you will be fucking them that night.
girl: how will you love me?
boy: hard and rough
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expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question
"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."
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